and then
this blog is just me posting whatever makes me happy.

retroberry:

Time may change me, but I can’t trace time

(via princesskitsune)

bloodgutsandpumpkinpie:

ohmygil:

ohmygil:


Sensation Comics (2014) #9

Oh.

Selina’s like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 


sleightorchestra…hmmmm

I am 100% on the Wonder Woman game

bloodgutsandpumpkinpie:

ohmygil:

ohmygil:

Sensation Comics (2014) #9

Oh.

Selina’s like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

sleightorchestra…hmmmm

I am 100% on the Wonder Woman game

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

swansdio:

ppl think you put the fist up the ass. teens, let me tell you something you might need to know one day. you put the hand up the ass in a duck shape. you make  a fist after it’s inside. this may benefit you one day. ok? you make a fist when the hand is insi

whisperedgalaxies asked: Re: Swearing in America We don't have the most variation in our swearing, whereas a lot of other languages have swears that capture more levels of intensity that just doesn't translate. The interesting thing about "fuck" though is it is just so flexible (in american dialects). You can use it as nearly every part of speech. As a result, however, we don't use much else. As a reader from America, the use of swears in American Gods sounded very natural to me. -A linguistics major

neil-gaiman:

kaerya:

neil-gaiman:

I agree. The glory of fuck is all the things you can do with it and all the things it can do. It’s an unbefuckinglievably useful swear word (used just there as an expletive infixation). 

Except that “unbefuckinglievably” is actually is actually a really unusual form of that particular infix—to such an extent, that most English speakers would think it was wrong if they heard it said out loud.  The version usually heard is “unfuckingbelievably.”  There are a bunch of theories why this is (morpheme boundaries, prosody, stress patterns), but whatever rule it follows does seem to actually be pretty strict.

Seriously.  Say the first out loud.  It just doesn’t work.

Well, lots of people use it. Here are the Wiktionary citations for Unbefuckinglievable and its variants. 

Fuck, I love the internet sometimes. Goodnight.

Fuck, I love Neil Gaiman all of the times. Goodnight.

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

jsyk it’s not actually all it’s cracked up to be

but your hand will probably be cracked up

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